EPIC MOMENT OF TRUTH, SONIC'S LONG LOST BRO LIGHTNING APPEARS.
Lightning: *Looking at speech paper* Look, I know you're sad, but listen, the Sonic I know wouldn't just cry! He'd do something. When live gives you lemons, DON'T JUST CRY AND THROW AWAY THE LEMONS. PLAY LIFE ON EXTREME DIFFICULTY! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, AND DO...Wait, I got coffee on the last part.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am i suppost to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the it thought it could give cave johnson lemons! Do you know who i am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons, i'm gonna get my engineers to invent an combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Lightning: *Looking at speech paper* Look, I know you're sad, but listen, the Sonic I know wouldn't just cry! He'd do something. When live gives you lemons, DON'T JUST CRY AND THROW AWAY THE LEMONS. PLAY LIFE ON EXTREME DIFFICULTY! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, SO GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, AND DO...Wait, I got coffee on the last part.